Pray That I Pass My Maths

PRAY EVERYONE THAT I WILL PASS MY MATHS FOR ONCE! I NEED TO PASS MY MATHS AND IF NOT,I'M DOOMED!
SERIOUSLY,IF I DON'T PASS I WILL HAVE TO SIT FOR MY FOURTH SEM JUST TO PASS MY MATHS OR STATS(IF I FAIL STATS)!
WHO THE HECK CREATED MATHS? I SO FEEL LIKE GOING BACK IN TIME AND KILL THAT STUPID GENIUS. HIS KILLING ME SOFTLY. =/
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I was blackmailed by my VERY OWN AUNTIE!!!!

Yeah,that bitch.

Story begins here, one beautiful night,this young adult decided to ask her boyfriend to come stay over when her parents is away from home. So the boyfriend said yes(obviously!). After a few months, the evil black ugly stupid idiot old witch decided to tell the so innocent girl's daddy. But before that she ask everyone in the girl's dad office. So everyone knows about this thingy which is nothing actually. Then the girl found out about what the evil witch plan to do, and she so wanted to take a knife and slice her skin,break her bones and boil it so her dog can eat.
Young adult mummy found out,and became stressed. Yound adult felt bad.Young adult thought of a master plan. But didn't used it. Instead she decided to just tell her dad about it. And so she did which work out perfectly fine. So now, if that bitch pisses her off again,she's gonna kick her bloody ass out of the house. Don't mess mess wei with the Choo family.