Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Why Girls Become Bitches

1) Few days before going for the trip,he said SL is going also
2) Last week, he send a message to SL saying i miss your smile,your laughter and i'll come to college to poke you tommorrow
3) Last week after telling him that i read the message, he said SL was depressed and the message main purpose was to make her happy

NOW, based on all the points above, how can i not be bitch to him? If one of my friend is sad or depressed and maybe even more, he plan to commit suicide, then i think a message won't be enough to cheer him up. So why not go and sleep with him? Sounds cool huh.

Learn today in psychology class today about unconscious (something i forgot). It says that we human have a little of aggresiveness inside of us,but we tend to compress it because the public opinion thinks it's not a good thing to show. So you can't blame me for being aggresive. Yeah?

So, Back to it, since he gave me an explanation which i think is plain bullshit, why not do the same thing back to him? Yeah? So, i'm gonna grab one of my guy friend which is feeling sad and all, then push him on the bed and have sex with him. Then i'll tell my boyfriend," owh i had sex with him, coz his case was more serious. He wanted to dielah darling. So more depressing = better treatment. Correct? I agree with you too =)

Yeah, i tend to revenge back whenever i felt betrayed. Well,this is human nature right. When someone steals your stuff, you steal their stuff back. When your boyfriend go around sleeping with girls, then the girlfriend should sleep double the times with guys. Its all about fair equality darlings. Honestly, i think we girls are underestimated. This is because we girls can be as lovely as possible, as caring like hell, as smart as the guys(ehem!) and act like an innocent girl,then bham,you'll see the dirtiest of us all. But the nicest part is, we can love you so so much, and turn around and be the biggest bitch you ever know.

But guys love bitches right? I wonder why, Guess their just stuck at the anal stage where they still need their mummy to pamper them and cuddle them to sleep, therefore causing a problem in their growing mind. I studied in psy class. Back to being a bitch which guys like.

Why guy like bitches?
1) Maybe because bitches look more hot
2) They look more tempthing for guys
3)Bitches tend to walk and swing their ass, and maybe known for screwing around with guys
4)They like them coz guys are simply to stupid to even think clearly(i think this is the best answer among all others above) Yeah?

Won't it be nice if the prime minister use all the tax money they collect and build a big stadium for girls. This stadium will be a place where girls can talk anything they want, and cat fight also maybe. And every once in a week,girls will bring in a son of a bitch into the stadium and kick him,molest him,shove his ass with a banana and etc. Won't that be lovely ladies? And we won't be in trouble for committing grevious bodily harm, or wounding since in the stadium we girls have immunity. Immunity is powers given to us only when we are in the stage to do whatever we want without being charge under any criminal offences. This i learn from legal studies class. ( Can't blame me for executing it here,since i study every night now) =p

I talk so much crap,and i havn even get to the point. My point is
1)I feel emo coz i don't want him to go for the trip coz that bitch is going
2)Nobody teman me this week coz his gone
3)I need to shop for a dress for my cousin wedding
4)Why parents don't get the meaning of "i don't have enough clothes" "And obviously,my lil sister have more clothes than me,and some need to be folded" See how big the difference is?
5)I want to believe him,but i can't
6) You have any suggestion of what i can do this week? If yes,call me
7) I so feel like going up to the girl and act like the worst bitch she ever know,and scare her away
8)I'm not like this actually,i'm very cool and not emo. But thanks to him,i suddenly gets emo ish and all. And i don't like it, So someone help me ya.
9)I want to stop thinking of him because its a waste of time since he never bother calling me or messaging me,that dumb ass
10)Can someone just give me a knife? So i can kill the both of them. ARGH.. See how serious condition i'm in?

I so feel like dumping him and save myself from all this mess. Give me some advise before i go around shooting everyone.

3 comments:

karfei said...

ooikk...dun la so emo..chill la =)

-ron ron- said...

i wasnt betrayed , but i was ditched =\ . diff from ur case.

i dont know whether to feel angry , upset or dissapointed

cant sleep so came across ur blog at 4.41 am. =/

so , if u found a solution tell me too kay =p , i want to know too

Mun Yeu said...

Hmm...dun apply too much psychology things till u emo oso la..well, just give him some time perhaps?? I bet u know wat to do better than I do rite...dun simply make a decision oh...if u make the WRONG 1,u r gone...